so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
kingsheerun: zayn sleeps all day zayn doesnt attend half the events zayn had tumblr zayn photoshoped himself with celebrity zayn is us
cnnbraekingnews: HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are always call your significant other by their german translated name wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
nefharryous: shhh…. do you hear that? it’s the sound of the hunger games fandom waking up after it’s year-long hibernation
karcuttle: I forgot the word for ‘license plate’ so instead I said “Car URL”
tumblr: the only place you get excited when a stranger follows you
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
What I thought of when I heard the word "bread"
erickasworld4: A year ago: Now: via laugh-addict
When your favorite band is on TV
When your favourite food is being served.
funniest10k: mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk me: ok me: me: me: me: mom where are you please me: mom please the line is moving fast me: mom i cant breathe where r u it’s almost my turn employee: next me: employee: me: faints Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow
muggleland: i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it